So, I've decided to make a list of possible reasons to why I am not married. My list needs to reach 422. I told my parent this weekend that reason #422 of why I'm not married is because I can't sleep in a normal bed because it hurts by back too much. I sleep on my couch because it gives me something to lean against. Since they don't make queen sized couches, I doubt anyone will want to marry me. Other possible reasons include:
#1 My sense of humor is a bit warped
#2 I am random
#3 My fingers are short and stubby (I'm sure men prefer long and elegant fingers)
#4 My feet are short and blocky (I'm sure men prefer non-blocky feet)
#5 I don't know how to flirt
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