Continued

Reason #6 My sneezes are not very lady-like
#7 I usually wear my hair in a pony tail
#8 I often make scary faces at friends (other people are passing by and become scared)
#9 I'm not an animal lover
#10 I've been told that I am intimidating. But others have told me I'm too shy. So, it seems I have a dual personality. This could also be a problem.

Reasons

So, I've decided to make a list of possible reasons to why I am not married. My list needs to reach 422. I told my parent this weekend that reason #422 of why I'm not married is because I can't sleep in a normal bed because it hurts by back too much. I sleep on my couch because it gives me something to lean against. Since they don't make queen sized couches, I doubt anyone will want to marry me. Other possible reasons include:

#1 My sense of humor is a bit warped
#2 I am random
#3 My fingers are short and stubby (I'm sure men prefer long and elegant fingers)
#4 My feet are short and blocky (I'm sure men prefer non-blocky feet)
#5 I don't know how to flirt

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Initiative

I've been trying to take more initiative in my life lately, rather than having to be commanded (or told) in all things. I've decided that a person needs to be careful when trying to take initiative. Say in a work setting. Now most of you know that my work situtation isn't the most pleasant. I was told a few weeks ago that I don't take enough initiative in my job. Now the tough part of this is that the one who told me that won't let me take any initiative to accomplish anything unless she commands (or tells) me to. It's a bit of a backward situation. I've decided I would prefer to be commanded in all things at work so that I don't get into trouble. I'm still trying to decide where I can take more initiative in my own life. Any suggestion? ;)